Fashionable Bore
written by Jason Barrett

Uninterested in your clear & clean
your sugar-free in your sex-machine
you advertise your low-calorie
your Rated G your designer jeans

Speak of nothing in all the right ways
you're as deep as the pores hidden on your face

You're a fashionable bore
Just a fashionable bore
Just a nice mass-marketed media whore

Don't wanna a piece of your luxury
your pearly teeth or your leather seats
won't tolerate your lotions & creams
your beauty queens petty jealousies

You're a fashionable bore
Just a fashionable bore
You're a overbred, underfed media whore
You're a fashionable bore
Just a fashionable bore
Just a nice mass-marketed media whore

Won't get involved in your dance club scenes
your hopes & dreams your teen magazines
filled to the brim w/ false modesty
your MTV your hits of the week

Speak of nothing in all the right ways
you're as deep as the pores hidden on your face

You're a fashionable bore
Just a fashionable bore
Just a nice mass-marketed media whore